MISSING
HUSBAND
The lady went to the police station to
file a report for missing husband.
Lady: I
lost my husband.
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I
never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not
slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady: Changes
accordingly to the season.
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: Suit/casuals
I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with him???
Lady: Yes,
my labradog, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy blue eyes,
blackish brown hair, his left foot nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg. food. we eat
together, we jog together........ and the lady started crying.....
Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!
Ajay Kumar
10+2 (Non-medical)
MOM,
YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL.
Thank you.....
For standing by me through thick and
thin.
For not giving up on me when I didn’t
win.
For Your patience when I kept pushing
you away.
For carrying when I didn’t need you
anyway.
I am grateful knowing....
I can’t count on your strength.
Ask for your support, and know you’ll
go to any length.
When I lose my way, you help me get
back on track.
When in pain, your comfort soothes and
brings me back.
I am lucky because ......
When I was sad you gave me faith and
hope.
When I was confused you taught me how
to cope.
When I felt I couldn’t go on you
carried me long miles.
When I didn’t believe you restarted my
smiles.
Mom, thank you....
For your guidence and your faith
you’ve shown.
For showing me a safe place where I
have grown.
For showing me how to strive.
Because of your love, I will survive.
Sulaksha Sharma
10+2 ( Medical)
THE
VALUE OF TIME.
To realize the value of one year,
Ask a student who has failed his final
exams.
To realize the value of one month,
Ask a mother who has given birth to premature
baby.
To realize the value of one day,
Ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of an hour,
Ask the lovers who are waiting for
their beloveds.
To realize the value of one second,
Ask the person who has lost a gold
medal.
Shruti Thakur
10+2 (Non-Medical)
THE
PLACE OF ENGLISH IN INDIA
English has remained with us so long
that now it has become a part and parcel of our daily life. It is such an
endless treasure of knowledge that we will impoverish ourselves if we decide to
go without it. The slogans against English are coined by those who are
narrow-minded. By their narrow thinking, they are doing more harm than good to
the nation. Almost all big and great works are in English. It would be
ridiculous to translate all the scientific and technical terms into Hindi
language. However, all this is not to suggest that pride of place in India
should go the English language. We must honour our national language and take
all steps for its development. All works, as far as possible, should be done in
national and regional languages. But we should have no prejudice against the
English language if we are not to deprive ourselves of the latest developments
in the field of science and technology.
Nidhi
10+2 (Medical)
MOTHER
Hundreds
of stars
in the petty sky,
Hundreds
of flowers
in the gardens trim,
Hundreds
of bees
go buzzing by
Hundreds
of fishes,
in the sea they swim,
Hundreds
of raindrops,
to beat the beat,
Hundreds
of friends
that we long met
Hundreds
of butterflies
they flutter,
But
there is nothing
as precious as one Mother.
Madhumita Thakur
10+2 (Non-Medical)
LIFE
IS LIKE AN EXAM
God
is a great examiner,
we all are students in the class.
Our
life is an answer book,
the world is an examination hall.
The
time allowed three hours:
The first hour of exam is spent in
childhood.
The second hour of exam is spent in
enjoying the youth.
And
the final hour of exam is in the years of old age.
The
final call given by God, which means the end of examination.
So
life comes to an end !
So,
do something better in this exam.
Nidhika
10+2 (Medical)
SECRET
OF SUCCESS.
“Erase
your negative thinking”, said the Eraser.
“Sharpen
your mind’, said the Sharpner.
“Be
sweet”, said the Sugar.
“Be
punctual”, said the Time.
“Be
steady’, said the Watch.
“Be
upto date”, said the Calendar.
“Be
shiny”, said the Diamond.
“Never
be disappointed”, said the Sea-Saw.
“Always
smile”, said the Flower.
“Stick
to your target”, said the Glue.
Madhu
10+1 (Humanities)
ALWAYS
REMEMBER
When snake is alive, snake eats ants
When snake is dead, ants eat snake.
Time can turn any time,
Don’t neglect any one in your life.
A good way to change someone’s
attitude is to change, our own.
Because the same sun melts butter and
also hardens clay!
Life is as we think, so think
beautifully.
Life is just a sea, we are moving
without end.
Nothing stays with us.
What remains is just the memories of
some people.
who touched us as waves.
Ajay
Thakur
10+2 (Non-Medical)
HISTORY
OF CHAIL
The flamboyant Maharaja Bhupinder
Singh of Patiala built Chail as his ‘Summer Capital’ when he was banned from
Shimla after a clash with British in 1891. Never one to be left behind, the
Maharaja Patiala conjured up his very own xanadu, the Chail a magnificent
mansion in surroundings that overshadowed any resort the British Commanded.
Chail is built on three hills, the place on Rajagarh hill, the British
Residencey on Pandhewa hill and Sadh Tiba is the third hill.
Sadh
Tiba was originally the site of the Palace but the originally halted
construction there and built a temple, Sidh Baba Ka Mandir, following a dream.
Today the Chail Palace is a luxury hotel that seems to hang from the clouds,
perched on the hilltop and surrounded by pine and deodar forests.
Sulakshna Sharma
10+2 (Medical).
MR.
EXAMINATION
Oh! My dear Examination
I have made no preparation.
I am terribly afraid of you.
Kindly tell me what to do?
You are early I am late.
I have begun losing weight.
Go away to a far-off day.
Let me learn my lesson I pray!
Go to the office and leave my room.
Otherwise I will broom.
I am awfully tired of you
I shall adopt a method new.
I can turn my back away
I shall cheat you come what way.
Madhumita Thakur
10+2 (Non-medical).
INDIA
Kashmir is for looking
Madras is for cooking
Ahmadabad is for mills
Nagaland is for hills
Bengal is for writing
Punjab is for lighting
Bihar is for mines
Himachal is for pines
Gujarat is for wealth
Madhya Pradesh is for health
Andhra
Pradesh is for hard working
Kerla is for learning
Assam is for oil
Haryana is for its magic
Arunachal Pradesh is for furniture of
cane
Uttar Pradesh is for sugar cane
Dimple Sharma
10+1 (Non-medical).
WHY
NOT A GIRL?
People pray for a baby.
Not for a girl,
They desire a boy,
Not a girl,
Why?
Blessings
of elder are
For
males
Not
for females,
They
shower blessings on
Boy
but not on a girl,
Why?
But ……………
When they need
Wealth they pray to
Goddess Laxmi,
Why?
And
when they need courage,
They
pray to goddess Durga,
When
they desire knowledge,
They
pray to Goddess Saraswati
Why?
So now the question arises?
When it comes to accept a girl child,
Why do they say, ‘No’.
Shruti Thakur
10+2 (Non-medical)
SOME
FACTS ABOUT CIGARETTES
1.
Cigarettes and other forms of tobacco
are addictive.
2.
Nicotine is the drug in tobacco that
causes addiction.
3.
The pharmacologic and behavioural
processes that determine tobacco addiction are similar to those that determine
addiction to drugs such as heroin and cocaine.
4.
Tobacco smoke contains over 4,000
different chemicals. At least 50 are known carcinogens (cause cancer in humans)
and many are poisonous.
5.
Cigarette smoking causes heart
attacks, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), emphysema, and cancer
(particularly lung cancer).
6.
Cigarette smokes generally weigh less
(approximately 7 lb less on average) than non-smokers.
7.
Stress increases cigarette consumption
among smokers.
8.
Smoking-material (lighted tobacco
products including cigarettes) fires result in more deaths than any type of
residential fire.
9.
One out of four fatal victims of
smoking-material fires is the smoker whose cigratte started the fire.
10.
Tobacco dependence and nicotine
addiction can be treated successfully.
11.
The World Health Organization
estimates that tobacco caused 100 million deaths over the course of the 20th
century.
12.
The death toll is projected to reach
more than 8 million by 2030 if current trends continue.
13.
There could be upto one billion deaths
in the 21st century.
14.
Almost half of the world’s children
breathe air polluted by tobacco smokes, which worsens their asthma conditions
and causes dangerous diseases.
15.
The International labour Organization
estimates that at least 200 000 workers die every year due to exposure to smoke
at work.
16.
Tobacco kills upto half of its regular
users.
17.
On average 29% of people around the
world smoke tobacco.
18.
An estimated 700 million children, or
almost half of the world’s children, breathe air polluted by tobacco, smoke,
particularly at home.
Pooja
Devi
10+2
(Commerce)
DIGESTION AND NUTRITION
1.
The pouch like muscular organ that
secretes acids and digestive enzymes is the stomach.
2.
Chyme is the watery material that
results from digestion in the stomach.
3.
Iron, potassium and iodine are
minerals.
4.
The human body is about 60 percent
water.
5.
The teeth break down food by
mechanical digestion.
6.
Salvia in the mouth helps to
chemically digest food.
7.
Chemical digestion takes place in the
mouth, stomach and small intestine with the help of chemicals called enzymes.
8.
Proteins are made up of smaller building
blocks called amino acids.
9.
The muscle contractions that move food
through the digestive tract are called peristalsis.
10.
Villi are tiny fingerlike projections
that cover the folds of the small intestine.
11.
Chemical digestion is possible because
of certain kinds of proteins called enzymes.
12.
There are six kinds of nutrients
available in food.
13.
Three types of carbohydrates are
sugar, starch and fiber.
Ajay Kumar
10+2
(Non-medical).
SORRY
Sorry is a word which produces a
beautiful effect on every one whether young or old, male or female, illiterate
or literate, civilized or uncivilized. You may hurt the feelings of someone and
when he or she threatens to beat you up just say “Sorry Please” and you can go
scot free.
Such is the charming and magical
effect of this word “Sorry”.
So
my dear friends remember the power of sorry. Whenever you are in a fire “Sorry”
may come to your rescue at any time.
Sonika
10+2 (Humanities)
PRINCIPLES
OF PRINCIPAL
P Perfect in everything
R Regular to come to school.
I Intelligent in all respects.
N Never willing to do wrong.
C Careful to watch.
I Intelligent person.
P Pays attention to all problems.
A Anxious to keep discipline.
L Liking all without
‘partiality’.
Ajay
Kumar
10+2
(Non-medical)
NEGATIVE
SIDE OF WINE CONSUMPTION
It is
important to know the negative sides of wine consumption as some of its adverse
effects can aggravate certain conditions and illnesses. The following health
risks have been associated with the consumption of alcoholic beverages
including wine.
One of the most widely understood long
term effect of over indulging in alcoholic beverages is liver disease. When
alcohol is drunk in large quantities, this organ has to work overtime.
Eventually, after years of alcohol abuse, the liver may fail to work properly or
simply quit functioning altogether. Some individuals who become alcoholics may
suffer from cirrhosis of the liver which can lead to death. Drinking wine or
any form of alcohol while pregnant may have long term effects on a child. An
unborn baby may suffer the following negative side effects of being exposed to
alcohol :
v Smaller
in size than other children of their age.
v Learning
problems.
v Behaviour
problem.
v Birth
defects.
There
is evidence that wine, particularly red wine, may trigger migraine headaches in
some individuals. Tannins and Phenolic flavanoids, both found in grape skins,
may be the cause.
There is a potential for weight gain
when drinking wine or any other alcoholic beverage. Alcohol contains empty
catories and triglycerides, which contribute to increased LDL or “bad
cholesterol” levels.
According to studies by the National
Cancer Institutes, alcohol consumption is related to estrogen positive breast
cancer in post-menopausal women. Drinking alcohol increases estrogen level and
raises the rate of tumor progression.
Suman
10+2
(Humanities)
INTERVIEW
Q.- Your Name?
A.- N.D
Q.- What N.D?
A.- Sir, Naveen Dutt.
Q.- Your father’s name?
A.- N.D.
Q.- Again N.D.?
A.- Sir, Narayan Dutt.
Q.- You live at?
A.- N.D.
Q.- What is this N.D.?
A.- New Delhi, Sir.
Q.- Your father occupation?
A.- N.D.
Q.- What nonsense N.D.?
A.- Sir, news director.
Q.- Your hobbies?
A.- N.D.
Q.- To hell with this N.D.?
A.- Night club and Disco.
Q.- Anything extra about you?
A.- Sir, N.D i.e. (Nothing different).
AFTER THE INTERVIEW.
Int.- You may go now?
Cand. Sir, what do you thing about me?
Int.- N.D
Cand. Sir N.D?
Int.- Nalayak and duffer.
Cand. Thank you sir. I know very well
Int.- What?
Cand. Sir, N.D i.e. No Job without Donation.
Ajay
Kuamr
10+2
(Non-medical)